| Tim Rathbun · Other | 20 | 0 | 72% | — |
| gerald Thomas · Floater, Pit, Tactician | 9 | 0 | 78% | — |
| John Dybas · Cat 3 Cooler Jockey, Helm, Main Trimmer | 8 | 0 | 77% | — |
| Stephen Pratt · Chef, Other, Spinnaker trimmer | 8 | 0 | 77% | — |
| Liisa Thomas · Mid Mast, Other | 7 | 0 | 76% | — |
| Bev Mohr · Pit | 6 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Leo Pratt-Thomas · Mast, Mid Mast, Switch Flipper | 5 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Paul Kleinmann · Headsail Trimmer | 5 | 0 | 75% | — |
| Donald Trump · Stunt Owner | 2 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Ben Dover · Pit | 2 | 0 | 82% | — |
| Ivan Hackenoff · Medic/Doctor | 2 | 0 | 82% | — |
| Huey Duck · Strategist | 2 | 0 | 82% | — |
| Paul Ryan · Alternate | 2 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Aaron Pratt-Thomas · Switch Flipper | 2 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Stormy Daniels · Grinder | 2 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Robert Muller · Medic/Doctor | 2 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Bev Dybas · Other, Pit | 2 | 0 | 76% | — |
| Nancy Pelosi · Rush Chairman | 2 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Hillary Clinton · Chef | 1 | 0 | 70% | — |
| John Deere · Other | 1 | 0 | 79% | — |
| Bernie Soya · Other | 1 | 0 | 86% | — |
| Mickey Mouse · Grinder | 1 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Tom Dick · Other | 1 | 0 | 79% | — |
| Leo Pratt · Mast | 1 | 0 | 65% | — |
| Lou eee · Runners | 1 | 0 | 87% | — |
| John Wayne Gacy · Grinder | 1 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Huey Dewey · Tactician | 1 | 0 | 79% | — |
| Dead Deer · Other | 1 | 0 | 79% | — |
| Fidel Castro · Tactician | 1 | 0 | 78% | — |
| Daffy Duck · Mid Mast | 1 | 0 | 87% | — |
| Kim Il Sung · Navigator | 1 | 0 | 86% | — |
| Paul Kleinmann Kleinman · Other | 1 | 0 | 86% | — |